A little kid named Katya (who always wore skirts) went to school for the first day of kindergarten. A little boy named Timmy asked her to climb the jungle gym, so Katya did.

When she went home, Katya told her mum about her day. When she got to the part about the jungle gym, her mum said, ” Don’t do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear.” Why this was such a big deal, Katya didn’t understand, but she didn’t say anything.

The next day, Timmy asked Katya to climb the jungle gym again, and she did. When she got home, Katya told her mum about her day, including the jungle gym.

Katya’s mum was so angry. “What did I say, young lady? How do you know he wasn’t just trying to look at your underwear?”

Katya said, “But I tricked him mummy. Today  I didn’t wear any underwear!”

Historians believe that this may be the worlds oldest joke.

The ancient Greeks believed that their gods were immortal: That means that they never died. They were eternal.

A Greek girl was praying to Zeus, the king of the gods. She was trying to understand his eternal nature. “Zeus,” she asked, “what’s a million years to you?” “A million years is like a second to me,” Zeus explained.” And a million dollars?” “A million dollars is like a penny to me,” Zeus replied. The girl felt daring, and she asked, “Zeus would you give me one of your pennies?” Sure,” Zeus replied. Just a second.”